Marianas Trench

Marianas Trench - Shake Tramp

And finally for something completely different.

This video is posted only for one reason & one reason only which I'll get to in a second.

But to be honest this song sounds like alot of noise & not much more. Its reminds me of a shitty Blink-182 song. Hasn't this tune been used in every by every "pop-punk" band since 1992? The whole package is so predictable & boring at this point.

Whatever, the only reason I am posting it is because I came across it the other day & I don't think you can beat a chorus that includes: "I slapped you like a bitch and you take it like a whore."

I don't know anything about this band, nor do I want to, but I listened to it a few more times just for the chorus. It is that awesome.



Okay, who am I kidding? It is not that awesome. In fact I think my IQ just dropped a couple points.

Queens Of The Stone Age

Queens Of The Stone Age - Burn the Witch

This band is maybe the most underrated band of the last ten years. People are aware of them, but they never get their due credit for coming up with some of the most original & interesting material of the last decade. And the fact that their line-up is ever changing makes it even more impressive. Oh and it also doesn't hurt that they have recruited the multi-talented Jesse F. Keeler for the current project.

Their singles "Little Sister", "Go With the Flow" & "No One Knows" are incredibly catchy, but the real gems are the 'other' songs that line their albums. This is one of them.

MSTRKRFT - Monster Hospital

MSTRKRFT - Monster Hospital (remix)

HardBoiled Fiction is a huge fan of both Emily Haines & Jesse F. Keeler, so it makes sense that we'd endorse a MSTRKRFT remix of a Metric song. The remix is alot more accessible & 'club-ish' than some of the their other remixes and at times it tends to stray away from the thick shag carpet sound. But I think it might actually be better than the actual song Monster Hospital. Of course I was never a huge fan of that song. The remix reminds me alot of those late ninties dance anthems, which makes me vomit in my mouth. But then of course I realize its way better than that shit if only because its Haines' voice singing about being tied up because she has been bad.


(BTW this isn't the official video for the song)

Alec Baldwin is a Good Father

"Hey I wanna tell you something okay, and I wanna leave a message for you right now because again its 10:30 here in New York on a Wednesday and once again I've made an ass of myself trying to get to a phone to call you at a specific time. When the time comes for me to make the phone call I stop whatever I'm doing and I go and I make that phone call at eleven-o-clock in the morning in New York and if you don't pick up the phone at ten-o-clock at night and you don't even have that god damn phone turned on. I want you to know something okay, I'm tired of playing this game with you. I'm leaving this message with you to tell you, you have insulted me for the last time. You have insulted me, you don’t have the brains or the decency as a human being, I don't give a damn if you're 12-years-old, or 11-years-old, or that you're a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass, who doesn't care about what you do as far as I'm concerned, you have humiliated me for the last time with this phone, and when I come out there next week, I'm gonna fly out there for the day just to straighten you out on this issue, I'm gonna let you know just how disappointed in you I am and how angry I am with you that you've done this to me again. You have made me feel like shit and you have made me feel like a fool over and over and over again, and this crap you pull on me with this god damn phone situation that you would never dream of doing to your mother and you do it to me constantly, and over and over again. I am gonna get on a plane or I am gonna come out there for the day and I'm gonna straighten your ass out when I see you, do you understand me? I'm gonna really make sure you get it. Then I'm gonna get on a plane and I'm gonna turn around and I'm gonna come home. So you better be ready Friday, the 20th, to meet with me so I'm gonna let you know just how I feel about what a rude little pig you really are. You are a rude thoughtless little pig, okay."


Alec Baldwin is a really good actor because at the end of this rant you really do believe that the person on the other end of this message is a 'rude little pig'. Then of course you remember it is his 11 year old daughter that he is speaking too. She probably should be playing with her kitten rather than getting screamed at by this self-important millionaire asshole.

I think the odds of her going to into rehab for trying to kill herself by the time she is 25 are something like 2-1 at this point. Eleven year old girls have enough self-esteem issues without having to called a 'rude little pig' by their insane jackass father.


No, really he is insane...or manic. This is Baldwin on Larry King Live a few months ago.



I wonder why he is divorced?

It is probably because he is a slave to his daughter, he didn't have any affection left for his ex-wife.

No, really he loves his daughter.....

But I will give him this: He has a great voice.

Potential Cheerleader Deemed TOO HOT TO HANDLE

Hopefully you aren't about to eat dinner.

This woman in the picture recently tried out for the Denver Broncos cheer leading team. She was among 250 who tried out for 34 spots.

How AWESOME is that?

So awesome I just puked all over my computer screen. Oh gawd, how does this woman think that this outfit complements her body type.

She's fat. She has to know that, right!?!?!

Anyways good luck trying to erase that from your mind.

Michigan Vs. Ohio State

Without doubt the biggest rivalry in college sports is Michigan vs. Ohio State.

Just look at the glee on these fans faces as they watch this poor Michigan fan fall to the ground. They actually jump up and down. THAT IS how much JOY they feel.


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Being in college is great, isn't it?

Frank Thomas is banned from TV for Child Abuse

This commercial was recently banned from Canadian Television.




Normally I think we Canadians are pretty fun. I mean we run the gambit from violent hockey brawls to chilled out B.C. bud....We even have fun loving Stephen Harper.

Err...scratch out Harper. He's even more boring that curling. And less fun than Bob from accounting.

Anyways this commercial was deemed unacceptable for viewing in Canada. And I just wanted to know what the problem is? The kid hit Thomas (presumably his father) in the face with a pillow and what?!?!?!? Thomas is suppose to put up with that insolence?

Cuz there ain't no way I'm putting up with that shit.

Texas A&M fans are mature

Some Texas A&M fans are outraged that their basketball coach, Billy Gillespie has decided to leave and coach Kentucky. I can totally understand that, I mean he is a turncoat.

But was it necessary to deface Ashley Judd is such a vulgar manner?

I mean how am I ever going to dream about her again, if all I see are these hideous hairy legs & crimson red "Whore" written over her picture.

My dreams will never to be the same.