Normally I think we Canadians are pretty fun. I mean we run the gambit from violent hockey brawls to chilled out B.C. bud....We even have fun loving Stephen Harper.
Err...scratch out Harper. He's even more boring that curling. And less fun than Bob from accounting.
Anyways this commercial was deemed unacceptable for viewing in Canada. And I just wanted to know what the problem is? The kid hit Thomas (presumably his father) in the face with a pillow and what?!?!?!? Thomas is suppose to put up with that insolence?
Cuz there ain't no way I'm putting up with that shit.
Some Texas A&M fans are outraged that their basketball coach, Billy Gillespie has decided to leave and coach Kentucky. I can totally understand that, I mean he is a turncoat.
But was it necessary to deface Ashley Judd is such a vulgar manner?
I mean how am I ever going to dream about her again, if all I see are these hideous hairy legs & crimson red "Whore" written over her picture.
I hope Dwight Howard throws down 50 on the Bobcats this year.
Probably won't happen, but in either case I'm writing Michael Jordan a letter.
Dear Mr. Jordan,
I hope you know what you have done to a whole nation that night you robbed Dwight Howard of his spot in the Slam Dunk final.
I have mourned 70 nights straight, without fail at least 30 minutes.
It breaks my heart that 7 footers around the world were unable to gleefully celebrate the triumph that was surely to come. Its tough enough on them that they are guaranteed back trouble, a life time of corny "wow you're so tall" comments and awkward attempts are specular dunks. But all of that pain could have been removed with a simple jester. Yes I know how you made a career out of posterizing 7 footers, so why would it be any different this time?
But for the love of god, couldn't you have made an exception just this once, and given the kid full marks!!
Take a look below. This is the dunk that was planned.
Now don't you see what you robbed us?
Instead all we can do is grieve at what could have been....perhaps you can find it in your heart to right this wrong, that we all...but especially myself have endured.
Sincerely,
Hardboiled Fiction
p.s. I will accept a cash payment of 2 million dollars for the pain I have suffered because of this.
Now if only someone could find a cure to AIDS or cancer...
Fuck it, we have a beer launching fridge.
Two things I love:
1) YouTube
2) Random sports fans who think they have an educated opinion worth expressing to the world
This wouldn't have happened ten years ago. Just think, what a glorious age to be a sports fan browsing the net for spring training updates on your rotisserie team's #6 pitcher. Instead of something valuable, I get this....
Awesome.
After watching this painful exercise, I prayed for forgiveness from the Media gods for thinking unjust cruel thoughts about them over the past year. I may want to shove Joe Buck's insight up the tiny hole located on his ass, but I could be subjected to worst....say for example people who talk like...well for lack of a better example these dim witted fanatics.
