Friday, December 15, 2006

Burn The Witch!

Quick Hits:

Sassafraz burned down yesterday, and I am upset because now I am left without a place to grab a drink after work.

That is a joke. I am pretty sure you'd have a better chance catching me cleaning up an frat house bathroom after 24 hours of binge drinking than socializing with posers desperate to show how wealthy and influential they are by smoozing with 'famous people.'


The Cincinnati Bengals reminds me of Ryan Atwood, they can't stay out of trouble. Although I guess Ryan has good intentions. The Bengals on the other hand are the neighbourhood kids who smash christmas lawn ornaments. Here is a tribute, its very sentimental:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xk5dlavey...


And finally I wanted to share this so that we can all have similar nightmares tonight. Teri Hatcher isn't just old and ugly. She is scary.


(I am looking at this picture very closely. There has to be a wart somewhere. Underneath all that make-up and botox).

In fact I think Teri Hatcher is a witch. You heard it here first. Don't be suprised when somebody claims Hatcher put a spell on them. Sassafraz burning down was pretty shocking, but the fact that nobody has seen Hatcher with black cape and broomstick is making me pinch myself - again and again. Opps I think I have a bruise now.

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