Ladies and Gentlemen, one of these players ended up on the wrong side of a violent hit.
Now most of you think that the California player got the worst of it.But I have found an exclusive transcript from one Mrs. Jackson as she was watching her son play from her home in Alabama:
"OH-MY-GOD!!!!...my DeSean just got...did you see that?
YOU FITHLY SON-OF-A-BITCH...HOW COULD YOU-YOU MOTHERFUCKING...THAT was a CRIMINAL ACT
how are they letting him walk away?!?!?!?!
EJECT THE MOTHERFUCKER!!
Did you see that hit?!?!!...
DON'T TELL ME TO CALMDOWN! MY BABY!!!!I'M GOING TO HUNT HIM DOWN! - LAMAR get me your gun. NOW!!! - don't just stand there. I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE THAT MOTHERFUCKER NEVER REPRODUCES"
I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want to FUCK with Mrs. Jackson's 'baby.'
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