HARDBOILED FICTION: It Was About Time

Poor Adam Brody. If you haven't heard Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody broke up recently.

And I feel about as bad for Adam Brody as I do for Bratt Pitt being dragged through the African wildress by the mythical serpent known as Anglina Jolie. Which is to say I don't feel bad for him.

It might be news to some of you, but Rachel Bilson is the cutest bunny on earth right now. And no I am not talking about bunny-as-in-playboy, I am talking about bunny-as-in-wholesome-sweetheart who I swear, when she looks into the camera every thursday at 9 pm, is begging for me to sweep her away to Maui at which point I would show her that I am a machine to her woman. This would then lead to a romantic candle lit dinner where she would admit her undying....well you get the point. But do you blame me for thinking about stuff like this? I mean every week for three years she has been telling me she loves me with those chocolate brown eyes EVEN THOUGH she has no idea who I am.

Quite frankly it was about time she woke-up. I wasn't going to wait around forever. That Brody guy might be funny, he might be rich and cute, he might be a star, BUT lets face it - He has nothing on me. It is about time she realized that.

For those of you who may have forgotten a memorable scene in which she actually fulfills very comic book nerd's dream. (It's actually pretty HOT!)

Here it is courtesy of YouTube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FppQWpJIm...