Thursday, December 14, 2006

Future Criminal?

This photo is terrifying, simply terrifying.




It is actually of future NBA superstar Larry Bird.But doesn’t Bird’s kid picture resemble that of a future criminal? Admit it, it does. I know Bird is a bit older, but what the hell is with the color of the picture? It’s not an 1860s Civil War photo Larry, it’s a school picture from the 1960s. That simply adds to Bird’s creepy aura, which he cemented with short shorts and the occasional mustache.

Also found was a picture of these two grey beards. Don't get me wrong, I love both of them but they look homeless. But couldn't they afford razors?

Or at least have women in their lives who could give them the look over before they stepped outside. Actually it isn't so much Morgan Freeman's beard as his discoloured tooth and sweat stained hat. It looks like he picked it out of a garbage can at the local thrift shop. Even the homeless had no use for it.

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