Okay we are all aware of Isiah's initial foreshadowing of violence with the whole 'Carmelo stay out of the lane' (I am paraphrasing). Well it turns out the camera that caught the verbal threat had more sizzling material than a blatant threat of head hunting. Check out the brunette behind Isiah Thomas.
She is gorgeous.
Like, star gorgeous.
In fact as my friend suggested (I can't take credit for this comparison) she is a hotter version of Bridget Moynahan. Yes, ex-of all those gushing adjectives TOM FUCKING BRADY!
Take a look:
Bridget Moynahan
I think we can all see Bridget is a wonderful looking woman. But check out that Video of the 'other' girl.
Now you are on board, aren't you?
That other girl is a better looking version of Bridget. Somebody needs to find that girl, get her number and hook her up with a talent agent. Shit, I'll even volunteer to be the talent agent (I know its very altruistic of me). But you can't tell me that face couldn't sell something, and if she had minimal talent she could start out as a soap star, eventually working her way up to something more respectable. There are these people called 'acting coaches', I am sure they could aid her.
Of course maybe I am assuming too much. She could be satisfied with using her looks to secure men who have access to $1000 court side Knicks tickets. That is pretty respectable. Her needs are taken care of without the pressure of paparazzi. I totally dig that.
Whatever the case is, I might have found my life goal: I need to be that guy with court-side tickets. I DON'T CARE HOW I accomplish this. If I have to work for the man, get bitch-slapped by the man or be the man, I need to be THAT guy.
This is my life goal.
The goal is full of integrity and honour. I know.
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